Funny times

USA

The economy is so bad that...

...I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail,
...I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?",
...CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
...If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them,
...Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM,
...McDonald's is selling a 1/4 ouncer,
...Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names,
...A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico,
...Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting,
...Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore,
...The Mafia is laying off judges,
...Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen,
...Bernard Madoff who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the Congress who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

I was so depressed last night thinking about it, that I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.