End of the world and politicians

France

God is fed up with humanity, its sins, its vanities and politicians.

He decides to end the experiment. He brings together all the Heads of State and announces that he will destroy the human race within 24 hours.
— I leave you the pleasure to announce it to your respective peoples!

The first to speak is Barack Obama:

• Beloved people, I have one good news and one bad news. The good news is that God exists. He spoke to me. But we already knew that. The bad news is that our great nation, our great dream, will disapear in 24 hours. This is the will of God.

Fidel Castro brought together all the Cubans and said:
— Compatriots, Cuban people, I have two bad news. The first is that God exists, he spoke to me. Yes I saw him. The second bad news is that this wonderful revolution for which we have fought will be over. It is God's will.

Nicolas Sarkosy intervenes at the main newscast on French TV:

• Today is a very special day for all of us. Why ? I'll tell you. I have two good news to announce. The first is that I am the messenger of God, he spoke to me in person. The second good news is that within 24 hours, yes you've heard well, in 24 hours, the problem of unemployment will be solved, the financial crisis will be solved, there will be no more removals at the borders, no more cronyism, no more nepotism, no more violence, no more tax increases. I say what I do, and I do what I say. The promises will be kept!