Jokes: Did you drink ?
Did you drink ? Canada
Jokes: Shoes size
Shoes size Canada Take your calculator, or your pencil Put on your shoe size (no half size) multiplie by 5, add 50, multiplie the total by 20, adds…
Jokes: Une prostituée
Une prostituée France Une fille n'était pas retournée dans son village natal depuis 5 ans. Un jour, elle arrive à la maison, mais elle n'a pas encore fra…
Jokes: Grocery
Grocery France A waiting line in front of a closed store. Mohamed arrives, sees the line and doubles everyone. No chance, the first one who was in…
Jokes: Isn't that a miracle?
Isn't that a miracle? Belgium According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem, in Palestine, a country where people are called Mohamed, Hassan,…
Jokes: Very brief school essay
Very brief school essay France Subject: Talk as concisely as possible on the following three topics: 1) Religion 2) Sexuality 3) Mystery Here is the…
Jokes: Sex of flies
Sex of flies France A woman enters her kitchen and finds her husband motionless with a fly-kill in his hand. — What are you doing ? — she asks. — I'm chasi…
Jokes: Un moyen de se sentir en sécurité
Un moyen de se sentir en sécurité Canada Il y a une dizaine de jours, j'ai débranché les deux caméras cachées de ma demeure. Puis, je me suis désab…
Jokes: Bacon
Bacon England "Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
Jokes: I think, therefore I am
I think, therefore I am Switzerland It is Descartes who takes a beer at the bar. His glass being almost empty, the barman asks him: — Another one ? D…
Jokes: Airport statistics
Airport statistics Canada Statistics accumulated at the end of December 2013 Dept. Airport Security P.E.Trudeau, Montreal Results of 3D laser scans…
Jokes: Définitions françaises (4)
Définitions (4) Pologne l'alcool — un cosmétique buccal qui, bien dosé, améliore la beauté de l'entourage une apathie — le rapport au rapport après le rappor…
Jokes: Rentrée scolaire à Montréal
Rentrée scolaire à Montréal Canada Premier jour de classe à Montréal. Le directeur fait l'appel des élèves. — Mustapha El Ekhzeri ? — Présent — Achmed El Cab…
Jokes: Generosity
Generosity France A French tourist specializing in bungee jumping goes to Morocco. Arriving at destination, he decides to jump from the top of a…
Jokes: Etiquettes bilingues
Etiquettes bilingues Kanada
Jokes: Sin by omission
Sin by omission France An old Frenchman enters the confessional and says to the priest: — During the war I hid a young Jewish woman in the attic of m…
Jokes: The Sheep Theory
The Sheep Theory Canada A herd of sheep can only move at the speed of the slowest sheep. When the herd is chased, the slowest and weakest are…
Jokes: Le barbecue
Le barbecue France C'est dans cette activité estivale qu'on reconnait les talents de cuisine d'un homme, un vrai. Dès qu'un homme se porte v…
Jokes: Intellectuel hétéro et homo
Intellectuel hétéro et homo France Quelle est la différence entre un intellectuel hétéro et un intellectuel homo ? L'intellectuel hétéro vit avec Larous…
Jokes: Aphorismes
Aphorismes USA It's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame. You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor without holding on. The…
Jokes: Irish confessional
Irish confessional United KIngdom An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. He is amazed to find a bar…
Jokes: Unintended consequences of plastic surgery
Unintended consequences of plastic surgery USA A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the…
Jokes: New mail
New mail USA A man was mowing his lawn, when he was distracted by his attractive neighbor who emerged from her house and went directly to her mailbox…
Jokes: 3rd World War plan
3rd World War plan Canada Barak Obama and Angela Merkel are eating at the White House. A guest approaches and asks: — What are you talking about ? — We …
Jokes: Catholic school
Catholic school Canada Mouloud has so bad marks that his parents decide to put him into a very strict Catholic school. In his first report, they…
Jokes: iPad - cutting board
iPad - cutting board Germany (the video would be much better without the american canned laughter track)
Jokes: In the desert
In the desert Canada Two very believing Islamic men walk through the desert. Mohammed says to Ahmed: — In the Quran it is written that your wife must w…
Jokes: Complete versus Finished
Complete versus Finished United Kingdom No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a…
Jokes: Night Patrol
Night Patrol A night patrol policeman and saw a parked car, illuminated by the inner light. He approached the car and saw a couple quietly installed.…
Jokes: Comprendre les ingénieurs
Comprendre les ingénieurs Canada Pour un optimiste, le verre est à moitié plein. Pour un pessimiste, il est à moitié vide. Pour un ingénieur, il est deux …
Jokes: Mohamed in Heaven
Mohamed in Heaven Canada A deceased Muslim arrives in Heaven. He is very excited, because all his life he was waiting to meet Mohamed. In front of…
Jokes: Archipelago
Archipelago USA On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded: Two Italian men and one…
Jokes: WiFi
WiFi Canada "He has WiFi"
Jokes: Lake Tiberias
Lake Tiberias Canada A tourist visiting Israel wants to take a boat trip on Lake Tiberias. The manager announces the price: — That's two thousand p…
Alicja Marzec: 2011
2011
Jokes: Perceptions
Perceptions Canada Tu t'aperçois que tu vis en 2011 quand : 1 Par accident, tu tapes ton mot de passe sur le micro-onde 2 Ça fait des années que t'…
Jokes: Altar Boy's Confession
Altar Boy's Confession USA 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Richie…
Jokes: Book: The technological revolution
Book: the technological revolution Spain You hesitate between the iPad2, Xoom, the IpadTouch and other digital tablets ? The following Spanish gem…
Jokes: Hardworking attorney
Hardworking attorney Canada An angry guy comes before St. Peter at the door of Heaven. — What am I doing here! — he yells. — Look at me, I do not drink…
Jokes: Jurisprudences étonnantes
Jurisprudences étonnantes Canada Au Liban, les hommes peuvent, de par la loi, avoir des rapports sexuels avec des animaux, du moment que ce sont des …
Jokes: Chez le notaire
Chez le notaire France Une vieille demoiselle se présente chez un notaire pour enregistrer l'acte d'achat de sa maison récemment acquise. Le n…
Jokes: Missionary in the Jungle
Missionary in the Jungle USA A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years…
Jokes: The next life of Woody Allen
My next life by Woody Allen USA In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up…
Jokes: Airports' Miss 2011 Calendar
Airports' Miss 2011 Calendar Canada
Jokes: Définitions françaises (3)
Définitions (3) France Autobus — Véhicule qui roule deux fois plus vite quand on court après que quand on est assis dedans. Boule de flipper — Testic…
Jokes: Coca-Cola
Coca-Cola Canada C'est un commercial de Coca-Cola qui revient du Moyen-Orient très remonté. Son ami lui demande : — Pourquoi n'as-tu pas réussi avec les …
Jokes: Bathtub test
Bathtub test USA During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age…
Alicja Marzec: Szpitalne medytacje
Szpitalne medytacje 2011-03-27 w te rozsypane i spowolnione dni zagęściły się rozmyślania o życiu, miłości, starości, śmierci myśli, które trzepoczą n…
Jokes: In the old days
In the old days Belgium The grandfather tells Jeremy, his little son, how life has changed since his youth... — You know Jeremy, when I was little, M…
Jokes: Stepmother
Stepmother France The husband and wife have an argument. The wife calls her mother and says: "I can not stand it, I return to live with…
